2003-04-29 - 11:45 p.m.

Ok, the funniest, most painful thing happened today. You know how I am, anything that's painful must be funny. Haha.

Well, I was at Eric's house today and we were just having a grand ole time. Just play fighting, acting like monsters and stuff like that. Apparently I said something really funny and it made Eric laugh. He then proceeded to bring my head to his chest. While doing so, with his mouth opened, my eyebrow ring got caught in his braces. That sounds like the worst part, but it wasn't. This is: my eyebrow ring ripped completely out. It was sooo funny. It didn't really hurt at first. I just thought that it had fallen out, but then I felt liquid pouring out of my eye, and it wasn't orange juice. Yep folks, you guessed it, it was blood. It still didn't hurt then. It only started hurting when I looked at it. I thought I was going to puke. I had a thick peice of flesh that was just hanging there. FLESH ok, not skin. How nasty is that?? Pretty nasty if you ask me. I was crying a little, but mostly laughing. Eric was freaking out, but he really couldn't stop laughing either. It was really funny. I mean, you hear of couples getting their braces caught together when kissing, but when do you ever hear about eyebrow rings being ripped out by another's braces? See, it isn't too bad. You can laugh about it, I won't be mad. I just keep thinking about what I'll tell people tomorrow when they ask why I have a big Star Wars band-aid across my eyebrow. "Oh, um, my eyebrow ring got caught in Eric's braces and ripped out."...haha, classic.

This all reminds me of the other time that me and Eric were in almost the same situation. The only difference was that he ended up dropping his gum out of his mouth, which conveniently landed in my hair. I'm still not sure which incident is worse. Maybe Eric should keep his mouth closed when laughing. Haha, I have to tell him that.

Well, I hope this story brightened up your day. It brightened mine up! Haha. I really am a weirdo. Oh well.

It's like the cheerleader who caught her hair and face on fire because she used an aerosol hairspray can with a lit candle in the bathroom. Who else finds that amusing?

Well this is even funnier. I was walking down the hallway at school today, and the floor was wet, now this could have very well been orange juice. So, down I went. Now that one hurt. You know, falling at school is the most embarassing place to fall at, other than at a presidential conference of something, but even then, it probably still isn't as embarassing. Thank GOD there were only 2 people on the whole hall. I just told them that their eyes played a trick on them and they didn't really see it. I think it worked.

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